Stream stuff

Crime Toys

"A wizard never low, nor is he ever zooted. He blazes precisely how he means to"
-Gandalf the Green

4" cube of tungsten. For posterity
Out of stock, please do not buy this

Take this revenue split, roll it up sideways, and shove it where the sun don't shine, Amazon. Eat my whole dick.
(All donations are non-refundable)

A Michaelphone so I don't sound like I'm speaking through a cheese grater anymore.

For seasonal depression, and a cute light! Two birds, one stone.

Massage gun for my old man bones and muscles