It's like TJ Maxx's goth stepsister in here.

Homegoods

Clothes/Jewelry/Accessories

For my boys--Mack (great pyrenees), Turtle (greyhound mix), Teddy (domestic longhair cat)

Life happens. So does shit. If you want to help me shovel some shit OUT of my life, do that here.

What's better than a chubby frog? A CHUBBY FROG WITH A GLOCK!!

*HUFFFFF* Ah...my will to angst has been restored.

Look. They're not bad. But in comparison to my corpse white face, it's a problem.

Who wants to help me not die this summer? You do!

Orbit used "bat eyelashes"...it's not very effective...WITHOUT THESE!

When you have lost the will to live, you can still have a cup of tea.