If these got funded I would be a VERY happy Pirate.

Wants

Things the Captain needs and is struggling to save up for himself

Needs

Pretty and beautiful both in sound and appearance

Cap'n has been sleeping on an old single for years and needs a new one that'll fit in his tiny studio flat. All funds go towards better sleep!

This'll make streaming easier and more streamlined!

It's a new VR setup. And it's expensive. So no, I do not expect this.

LET'S ASK THE INTERNET TO SPEND OVER £100 ON ME

A song and tune for the high seas and looper land.

Going all in on the pirate fashion. Though it's pretty expensive...

A pirate needs to stay in shape! Preferably one that's not round and doughy!

Because why not, let's get extra with these things