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Beauty

Fufufu, you REALLY want a shot at forgiveness...

Oh? Do you want to try and get my attention a little faster? 

Want my acknowledgement? This is how you get it, darling...maybe.

If it's under 6.66", you owe me a glass of wine

If you're less than a man, you owe me a glass of wine.

Any time you steal a glance at my profiles without doing anything at all, you owe me a glass of wine

Every single time you pump to my pixels, you owe me a glass of wine

If you enjoy the fact that I have an eternal twin flame already, you owe me a glass of wine.

If you're reading this, you owe me a glass of wine...just because!

You still are nothing less than the dirt beneath my feet, but, I'm sure I could buy a bottle of juice with this.

Want me to know you exist, and nothing more? Go on, then, buy me a pomegranate juice.