Daily Spoils
Your daily opportunity to prove your devotionš„ You exist to fund my luxury - don't make me ask twice.
Lunch Spoiling
The idea of me cooking for myself is offensive. Buy my lunch so I can focus on more important things - like ignoring you.
$27.44
Starbucks Daily Dose
Your basic contribution to my morning. I shouldn't have to think about coffee money like some peasant. This keeps me caffeinated and cruel. Buy it daily, or don't bother messaging me.
$54.88
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