All Wishes
BF Application
Aww, your mom said to stay away from girls like me? cute. Now sign this and maybe I'll show up at a holiday dinner and meet her
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KIM.OS
✉️ Then send me a screenshot of the transaction your @Twitter handle ➤ via DM or mention on Twitter 📦 I’ll send back your private download link.
BM contract
Cup of coffee
💸 Tip — $25
Just a little whimper. Barely a noise. But hey — at least you tried. Don’t expect a thank you. This isn’t charity.
💸 Tip — $50
Not pathetic, not impressive. Just enough to say “please notice me” without actually deserving it. You’re mid. But at least you paid for the privilege
💸 Tip — $100
Now we’re getting somewhere. Still not impressive, but enough to keep you from total irrelevance. Good boy… maybe.
💸 Tip — $250
That’s more like it. You’re not just addicted — you’re invested. Enjoy the silence after I take it. You earned it.
💸 Tip — $500
A bold gesture from a weak man. You just bought the privilege of being ignored in style. But I did notice. Barely.
💸 Tip — $999
Ah, the desperate howl of a s!ave who’s lost control. You’ve crossed the point of no return — I own your wallet and your pride now. Go ahead, cry. It’s already mine.
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