If I have to, I'll buy this myself after I've moved house. And if I have to, that means you've failed.

These have been on here for ages which frankly means some of you aren't paying enough attention. My current speakers SUCK which is a direct detriment to the quality of work I can produce. So...

I HATE having to uninstall games to fit more on my PlayStation. This will fix that. YOU will fix that.

I mean some things you just have to keep under lock and key, right?

No, it's not for a person. Unless I ever invite YOU around.

I can't decide which of these art deco lamps I prefer. I don't want both. So YOU pick for me. You get to make a real decision in my personal life, just this once. Make it a good one!

I can't decide which of these art deco lamps I prefer. I don't want both. So YOU pick for me. You get to make a real decision in my personal life, just this once. Make it a good one!

I'm always looking for the perfect ball gag. I think this might be it.

I have the collar. Obviously I need the cuffs too.

I like how we've got past the idea of 'pleather' being seen as less. Cheap pleather is horrible, but so is cheap leather. The good stuff's indistinguishable unless you're EXAMINING it.

The Stockroom

I lost my old one. I think I left it at a friend's house to be perfectly honest. In their sink. It's never been mentioned since. Anyway, need a new one.

If you want me to do any little play, it starts with you buying this for me.