Sir Dominic Scott

It is hereby mandated: Every Cultist shall render their tax in full.

All Cultists are ordered to take a 20-second hit through each nostril, without exception. Upon completion, the Sniff Tax shall be paid in full.

All designated Losers are bound by law to pay the Loser Tax. Failure to comply is a breach of Cult statute and punishable under the Eye’s judgment.

All ultra-obedient pigs shall incur and maintain the Debt Tax, for debt is mandated as a source of greater happiness.

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Dad's fav soda.

To turn My brain off during script writing (to help).

To show off the DadGut.

Limited to 1,000.

For Chunk.

Dad's fav drink. Buy me a case to keep Me working.

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