If you're shy, DM me with a screen shot on twitter and I'll come to you. Yes this is probably the only kindness I will ever offer.

enjoy your freedom, don't fuck it up.

This can also be used for: "I need redbull" "hot girl walk" oh there's two of us? double it. easy math.

I sleep, you send.

If you were placed on the weekly payment program by Ms. then this is for you!

You've been accused of being a SILLY GOOSE. Repent accordingly.

Pretty straight forward. . .

If I’m suffering, you’re suffering. Purchases may include food, dr*gs, chocolate or comfort items.

Dinner? Drinks? Golf? All of the above.

If I don't hit a 200yd drive this season, it's your fault. And yes, I take these year round.

You're covering the tip, too. RIP to my fave set ever.

I don't eat alone. Ever. Alpha, Vanilla Sissy or Bestie will be with me, no questions asked. You're covering the tip, too. Watch me have the time of my life on your dime!

I'm not golfing alone, noob. This doesn't even cover the bev cart

you can thank galen weston, this should be much less. double it for LARGE

we're in the territory of paying it down. two addresses for two months is *painful* Not like the pain you'll feel if you don't send, though

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if you're lucky, i'll stink them up for you.