Birthday Wishlist

I've now relocated to NYC. Help me make this apartment a home. Thank you in advance. 

House Warming Wishlist

I've been a sw'er for 10 years! Celebrate me with a gift, a token of appreciation or two. It's a time worth celebrating. 

Come satisfy my darker whims and desires. Contributing to my toy collection is contributing to my skills and repertoire. 

Send me something that shows you've been taking notes.

A little tip of appreciation is always welcomed. 

If you want to appeal to the dirt bag part of me, I'd love these jeans. 

Daddy's overnight bag in hunter green? I mean, it's basically a need. 

My favorite spa is King Spa in New Jersey and I plan to get a good scrub. Why don't you take care of that for me? 

When I am at ease, I’m at peace. Keep me at peace, like I should. 