Preston Parra
@theprestonparra
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All Wishes
$5000 – Prince’s Ransom
A princely ransom, and yet I’m the one who owns you. Your fat purse begs for my celestial approval, but it only proves I’m your true sovereign. My throne giggles at your expense.
$5,487.50
$3000 – Duke’s Vault
A duke’s grand vault, opened wide for my princely pleasure. Your wealth props up my holy crusade, yet you’re just another admirer drooling at my radiance. I laugh as you empty your pockets.
$3,292.50
$1000 – Baron’s Chest
A baron’s hefty chest of gold, laid before my throne like a lovesick puppy. It fuels my divine mission, but let’s be honest—you’re just a rich fool for my ethereal charm. Keep paying.
$1,097.50
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