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Weird Wood

@weirdwood

ur cute hedonist next door

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Stuff Me!

Stuff Me!

Hobbies

Hobbies

Work Stuff

Work Stuff

Clown Accessories

Clown Accessories

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Matcha Latte
Matcha Latte
$13.17
Cake Stuffing
Cake Stuffing
$29.63
Pizza Stuffing
Pizza Stuffing
$32.93
Small Stuffing
Small Stuffing
$43.90
Large Stuffing
Large Stuffing
$65.85
A Binge
A Binge
Get me plumper
$109.75
A Feast
A Feast
This will really fatten me up 🐷
$329.25
Tummy Tattoo Fund Contribution!
Tummy Tattoo Fund Contribution!
Help me fund my next tattoo -- a fat faerie in shibari suspension on my tummy!
$21.95
PVC Iridescent Clown Collar
PVC Iridescent Clown Collar
$66.66
Quest Nutrition Salted Caramel Protein Powder, 26g Protein, 1g Sugar, Low Carb, Gluten Free, 1.6 Pounds, 24 Servings - Salted Caramel - 1.6 Pound (Pack of 1)
amazon.com
Quest Nutrition Salted Caramel Protein Powder, 26g Protein, 1g Sugar, Low Carb, Gluten Free, 1.6 Pounds, 24 Servings - Salted Caramel - 1.6 Pound (Pack of 1)
$35.61
Matt's Bakery | Chocolate Chip Cookies | 4 Bags (10.5oz Each) - Chocolate Chip
amazon.com
Matt's Bakery | Chocolate Chip Cookies | 4 Bags (10.5oz Each) - Chocolate Chip
My favorite cookies in the world :O
$30.58
Custom Jester Set
Crowdfunding
Custom Jester Set
A custom crochet Jester hat for clowning!
Clown Pasties
Clown Pasties
to censor my nips hehe
$27.44
Clown Blush
Clown Blush
$25.24
Cow Face Belt | black with cookies-and-cream ears / antique brass / yes
emmaalamo.com
Cow Face Belt | black with cookies-and-cream ears / antique brass / yes
$341.93
Grateful Grocer Pocky sticks & Pretz Japanese Snacks Pocky Variety (4 Pack)
amazon.com
Grateful Grocer Pocky sticks & Pretz Japanese Snacks Pocky Variety (4 Pack)
$19.84
Glow | Card Game Playmat
jankmats.com
Glow | Card Game Playmat
For playing Magic The Gathering!
$30.88
Snif Lucky Streak Body Mist Sweet Gourmand Hair Perfume & Body Spray 2.5oz | Marshmallow, Heliotrope & Vanilla | Long Lasting Fragrance Mist | Clean, Vegan, Cruelty Free - Lucky Streak - 2.5 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
amazon.com
Snif Lucky Streak Body Mist Sweet Gourmand Hair Perfume & Body Spray 2.5oz | Marshmallow, Heliotrope & Vanilla | Long Lasting Fragrance Mist | Clean, Vegan, Cruelty Free - Lucky Streak - 2.5 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
$24.99
Banana Milkshake DND Dice Set
Banana Milkshake DND Dice Set
I promise I won't eat these
$42.82
Strawberry Cow Ear Cosplay Costume Animal Set with Accessories
etsy.com
Strawberry Cow Ear Cosplay Costume Animal Set with Accessories
$71.70
Little Debbie Variety Pack, Zebra Cakes, Cosmic Brownies, Honey Buns, Oatmeal Creme Pies, and Swiss Rolls (1 Box Each), 48 Piece Assortment
amazon.com
Little Debbie Variety Pack, Zebra Cakes, Cosmic Brownies, Honey Buns, Oatmeal Creme Pies, and Swiss Rolls (1 Box Each), 48 Piece Assortment
$27.85
Soft Pleather Cow Choker
Soft Pleather Cow Choker
$37.32
Harlot Lingerie Medieval Anime Costume for Women – Cosplay Set | Soft Touch Velvet Fantasy Cosplay Outfit with Lace Trim Costume for Parties, Holidays, Halloween and Valentine's Day - 3XL/4XL - Green
amazon.com
Harlot Lingerie Medieval Anime Costume for Women – Cosplay Set | Soft Touch Velvet Fantasy Cosplay Outfit with Lace Trim Costume for Parties, Holidays, Halloween and Valentine's Day - 3XL/4XL - Green
$88.57
Pink Bedroom Oil | 10ml Perfume Oil
ministryofscent.com
Pink Bedroom Oil | 10ml Perfume Oil
this fragrance evokes plastic doll heads, sweet makeup powder, strawberry candy, and an subtly unnerving aura by way of cassis, heliotrope, rose de mai, orris resinoid, strawberry and musk.
$60.67
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