All Wishes
Like Button
Show me that you actually enjoy the effort I put into posting for you.
$5.49
Bookmark Button
You're already on this page. Normal people would never get this far, they'd turn around and wonder why someone would even put a link to their throne in their bio. But you're different, aren't you?
$16.46
Retweet Button
The fact that you're even looking at this option means that you're considering it.
$32.93
Comment Button
If you're still reading these, you're past redemption. I know that most of you only check these and fantasize about clicking these higher-value buttons. But what if it wasn't a dream? It's right here~
$54.88
Follow Button
Simply interacting on social media isn't enough to show proper appreciation for the time of my day that goes into validating your perverted fantasies. This is a start.
$109.75
Message Button
I make the world a better place with everything that I do. I bless the world, and you, with my presence. I deserve to be shown how valuable it is.
$274.38
Worship Button 💜
The time I give to you is worth your unending adoration, praise, worship, and an entire minimum wage paycheck.
$542.32
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