Lifestyle Enhancement
All the things that will really elevate my lifestyle, just the way that I deserve
Crowdfunding
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Rose Thorn Choker - Silver
Even I think this is exorbitant, but god I'd look good in it, and you would be suitably rewarded for being such a good boy 😈
Crowdfunding
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Anker NEBULA Cosmos Laser 4K Projector, Portable Projector with 2200 ANSI Lumens, Android TV 10.0, Autofocus, Auto Keystone Correction, Screen Fit, Home Theater with Wi-Fi & Bluetooth
Let me watch porn on the biggest screen there is - my bedroom wall 😈
shaunleane.com
Rose Thorn Large Hoop Earrings - Silver
We both know I look good - help me look even better 🥰🤑
$578.62
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Sonos SUB MINI BLACK Wireless Subwoofer - Black
Be a good boy and make my porn-watching experience truly cinematic 😈🤑
$598.89
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Kocktail Glasses by Kendell Geers - Pair
Treat me to a pair of phallic champagne flutes, so I can toast my c0ck in style 😈 🥂 🍆
$379.40
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Sonos Era 100 | Smart Speaker with WiFi, Bluetooth, compatible with Amazon Alexa - Black - Black
I like a good soundtrack when I'm fucking, and you want to buy me the speaker that soundtrack deserves
$256.13
Pay for a date 🤑
Pay for me to take someone on a date whilst you sit at home and send 😈
$146.49
Gym Membership
Fund a month's gym membership, and my ongoing himbofication 💪🏼
$95.22
Car Payments
Be a real good boy, and pay off my car for the month for me 🤑
$73.24
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Black PornHub Logo Sweatpants
Help me proudly show the world just how much I love porn, by wearing it every day 🥴
$68.85
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Loop Experience 2 Ear Plugs – Stylish Certified Hearing Protection for Concerts & Festivals, Live Events, Musicians, Sports, DJs and Nightlife – 17dB Noise Reduction Earplugs (High-Fidelity) - Silver
Even mindless gooners know it's important to protect their hearing
$42.83
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11.5'' Ring Light with Tripod & Phone Holder
Sometimes I like to record myself fucking, and you should help with that.
$34.75
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Logo Tank Top
Buy me my future cumrag, and watch it get filthier and filthier 💦 💦 💦
$33.69
amazon.com
Pentel Graphgear 1000 Draughting Pencil, 0.5 mm - 0.5 mm
Honestly I won't even lie they're just really nice pencils, and I want you to buy me one.
$18.75
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