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Samsung Sonic PRO Plus microSD Card 1TB MB-MD256SA

Greggs sausage roll

They're so expensive nowadays. A rare luxury for me.

Buy me a hot chocolate

If for whatever reason you'd prefer to send me money rather than by buying me an actual thing, this option is here for you.

Rewarble PayPal $5 Gift Card

Buy me lunch

All-you-can-eat carvery plus unlimited soft drinks for one

Buy me a full roast dinner

Yes, I'm a traitor to my county. But to be fair, they're made in Ardwick, which isn't in modern-day Lancashire either.

Real Lancashire Eccles Cakes (Case of 12 × 4 Pack)

Classic Trogdor Shirt

I particularly enjoy fridge magnets and badges that have proper safety pin backs. Single pin type deals always fall off my stuff. Please don't order any clothing or gendered items without clearing them with me first as refusal may offend.

The Parodical Periodical