Selina Slithyr

@selinaslutsmelt

Your money isss better off in my handss, don't you think sso~? Good boyss and girlss and toyss sssupport their local ruinousss sweatmommiess. You're a good toy, aren't you?

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$329.25

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$1.10

Ssmall Ssplurge.~

Thiss iss where it sstartss, NOT where it endss. You know that, right? Conssider clicking that carefully- Actually, no, click it now. Mommy ssaysss sso.~

$5.49

Isss that all~?

Too rich for the ssmall sssplurge, too poor for the good sstuff~? I guesss I'd rather have all you can sspend than not..~

$10.98

Getting good...~

Now thiss isss where I sstart remembering you name! If only asss a passsing memory while I check my receiptss, but, you know..~ Better than the other losserss.~

$27.44

Finally.~

Sssome real cash for once~? I desserve more than jusst thiss, but we can make that happen sssoon. You're already well down thiss rabbit hole by now, and show no ssignsss of sstopping.~

$54.88

Gosh!

You know, I thought it wasss pathetic when people ssent me $5, but sssomehow thiss wrapss all the way back around to being even worsse than them. I'm sure you don't mind hearing that, though.~

$109.75

Really? Really~?

No one isss ever going to buy thiss. It'ss here for you to oggle asss you dream about being richer and actually mattering to me. And if you DO cave and buy it? You sstill won't matter to me. Hshss.~

$1,097.50

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