Elswyth

@spokenbyelswyth

Creating Femdom Hypnosis audio

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sephora.co.uk

Sephora Collection Advent Calendar

$88.02

A&M's Advent Calendars 2026 | Astrid and Miyu

Crowdfunding

astridandmiyu.com

A&M's Advent Calendars 2026 | Astrid and Miyu

This looks quite beautiful, even before it's opened...

Buy me coffee

In an ideal world this would be a Café Nero Cortado. In dire circumstances, the Costa Express machine near the train station.

$7.34

Buy me dinner

Or lunch, or breakfast. Bao Buns? Pierogi? Tacos? I'll take suggestions, but I'm vegetarian and picky about onions.

$36.68

Buy me something pretty

I'd be fibbing if I told you this would always be lingerie. I'm more likely to pick out new shoes.

$146.72

Crowdfunding

A Music Gift for PitA the Editor

PitA does not specifically want a Kawasaki Saxaboom as made famous by Jack Black on The Tonight Show. If you chip in, he will most likely end up with a small black box with flashy LEDs on it.

amazon.com

Floating Shelves for Wall, 91.4cm Rustic Solid Live-Edge Elm Wood Wall Shelves, Heavy-Duty Floating Shelves with Invisible Brackets for Living Room, Bedroom, and Kitchen, Natural Finish, Set of 2 - Natural Elm - 2 - Live Edge, 91.4 x 23.5cm

$111.05

amazon.com

Fuzzl Yak Chews Pumpkin, Peanut Butter, Blueberry Medium Pack 3 - Himalayan Yak Chews for Dogs - Natural Dog Chew - Natural Mix

These are the only way I get any recording done (I mean without background barking)...

$21.93

amazon.com

Fuzzl Grip n' Chew Yak Chew Holder Toy – Durable Natural Rubber Safety Holder for Long-Lasting Dog Treats – Fits Medium and Small Yak Milk Chews & Bully Sticks – Blue – Easy to Clean - Yak Holder

These are the only way I get any recording done (I mean without background barking)...

$14.78

amazon.com

Himmaleh Yak Chews for Dogs, Medium (3 Pack) - Natural, Dental Dog Chews | Protein & Calcium Rich, Long-Lasting Chew, Grain-Free Recipe, Boredom Buster, Freshens Breath Naturally, Naturally Low-Odor - Medium 190g (Pack of 3)

These are the only way I get any recording done (I mean without background barking)...

$19.07

amazon.com

SKIPPER'S Dog & Puppy Training Treats, Grain Free, 500g (Pack of 3) | 100% natural ingredients, Source of Omega 3, Supports digestion, No additives, Ideal for training - 500 g (Pack of 3)

I bet these stink, but they're necessary...

$40.53

amazon.com

Hobonichi Techo Accessories –Hobonichi Techo Mini (Bright Plaid)

The aesthetic of these Japanese stationary items seemingly inspired my Locktober series.

$31.96

amazon.com

Coffee Gator Gooseneck Kettle with Thermometer 1.6 L | Premium Stainless Steel Stove Top Kettle, Tea Pot w/Precision Drip Spout, for Camping, Drip Coffee, French Press - 1.6 Litres - Gray

Visitors keep denying my right to an espresso-only household. (I will also be able to use this on my wood burner if the current geopolitical climate means my power goes out.)

$22.44