Each gift from this collection will be taken as a gentle suggestion that I write and produce more sexy hypno sessions.

Writer's Needs

I'm slowly filling up a second shelf with vinyl.
Please suggest records that you love, I'm open to an eclectic assortment of pop, rock, classical, and folk music (with a smattering of electronica and metal for the culture).

Music Only

Spoil My Pets

Cute Little Things

For when you're feeling particularly affectionate towards me...

Tributes

These frivolous (and expensive) gifts will become everyday parts of my life, reminding me of you, and your desire to make me happy.

Spoil Me

This is my Christmas Present. I'll even wrap it up put it under the tree, "from some busy elves".

Ankarsrum Assistent Original Stand Mixer - Sunbeam Yellow

I'd be fibbing if I told you this would always be lingerie. I'm more likely to pick out new shoes.

Buy me something pretty

Or lunch, or breakfast.
Bao Buns? Pierogi? Tacos? I'll take suggestions, but I'm vegetarian and picky about onions.

Buy me dinner

In an ideal world this would be a Café Nero Cortado. In dire circumstances, the Costa Express machine near the train station.

Buy me coffee

Magic: The Gathering | Avatar: The Last Airbender Jumpstart Booster Box | 24 Packs | 2-Player Card Game

iPhone 17 Pro 256GB Cosmic Orange

Reva Ballet in dark carmine, size UK 6

Dyson Supersonic™ Hair Dryer - Straight + Wavy (Prussian Blue/Rich Copper)

I'm happy for this to sit here a long time, because I don't want an empty gesture. The person who purchases it will be making a very special commitment!

Elswyth

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