Angel Number Sends
If You're into that... You understand your Goddess is an actual Ethereal & Spiritual being so sending in Angel numbers bonds to Her in a unique and special way that She appreciates... you're still a loser tho.
Morning Coffee
Ugh, you think I have time to brew my own coffee? Pay for my morning caffeine fix.... Hazelnut is the BEST
$24.39
Smallest Bouquet
Send me THIS Bouquet if you're a broke loser and this is the best you can do... I will be able to tell. Most I will do is smirk at the notification.
$73.16
Period Care package
Goddess is on her cycle and NEEDS comfort! THIS IS MANDATORY! covers feminine products, snacks, and Teas needed for the week.
$60.97
$73.16
Pay for My Nails
My nails are a work of art, and you're lucky I let you gaze upon them. Fund my next appt, and I might not block you on IG. Good boy.
$97.55
Small Flowers
Can't Afford the BIG Venus Et Flyer? Here's a cheaper option that will still grab my attention loser...
$365.83
Flowers
Buy Me Flowers like a REAL gentleman. I like BIG BOUQUETS. No supermarket daisies smh
$487.77
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