Findom Fuel
For the subs who finally understand their purpose: funding my lifestyle. Ugh, fine. If youāre too lazy to pick a gift, just throw money at me. Iāll spend it on something fabulous while you sit there, useless, imagining how good itād feel to be my personal ATM. Donāt worry, Iāll send you a scathing āthank youā to remind you how small you are... $100+ might get a sneer in your DMs. $500+? Iāll laugh at your life choices. Youāre welcome.
Crowdfunding
New Couch Reimbursement
You just made yourself useful and bought Me a new couch! Good boy...
Brat Munchies Fee
My snacks more than your hourly wage. Buy Me candy, champagne, munchiesā¦ send extra and I will send an audio of me enjoying them without you.
$38.41
Bratty Spa Day
I want Massages, Facials, Jacuzzi, Body Scrubs, Champagne, THE WORKS!
$853.60
Smallest Bouquet
Send me THIS Bouquet if you're a broke loser and this is the best you can do... I will be able to tell. Most I will do is smirk at the notification.
$73.16
Uber
Uber $100 Gift Card
Invest in My Transportation Fund. You think I ride public transportation like a commoner? Pay for my Uber Black rides, and I might not call you a peasant to your face. $100 minimum, peasants.
$107.00
Lyft
Lyft $100 Gift Card
Invest in My Transportation Fund. You think I ride public transportation like a commoner? Pay for my Lyft/Uber Black rides, and I might not call you a peasant to your face. $100 minimum, peasants.
$107.00
Target
Target $100 Gift Card
$107.00
HomeGoods
HomeGoods $100 Gift Card
$107.00
Amazon.com
Amazon.com $100 Gift Card
$107.00
Small Flowers
Can't Afford the BIG Venus Et Flyer? Here's a cheaper option that will still grab my attention loser...
$365.83
Flowers
Buy Me Flowers like a REAL gentleman. I like BIG BOUQUETS. No supermarket daisies smh
$487.77
$109.75
$274.38
$548.75
$1000 TIP
Because you're a triggered GENEROUS boy aren't you? ;)
$1,097.50
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